Wednesday, March 30, 2011

WE LIVE

Friday, August 25, 2006

Random Facts of the Day

  • Shaving is a pain. (Why can't we just be hairless in all the right places? lol)
  • Sun Chips are super tasty, and healthier
  • Snakes On A Plane was actually awesome,
  • But Pete Wentz still looks like a cow just shat him out
  • Standing for 8 hours straight on your feet is painful after a week
  • I learned how to do sandwiches at work last night when I was bored
  • Tiny cuts (like paper cuts, for example) are not only stealthy, they sting and burn like a mofo
  • Imogen Heap = Frou Frou *gasp*
  • The value of a dollar is too low
  • My cell phone is going to die and stop working altogether soon...
  • Missing people who are far away sucks
  • Marcy wrote a song, and it is awesome
  • We haven't been updating on here enough
  • Myspace is only entertaining to a certain point
  • I can't find my pen tablet's pen, and it's making me very upset T_T
  • Classes start on Monday again. Except for me.
  • Rain on the day you were going to go to the beach is a bummer
  • This is sorta retarded so I'll stop now

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Posted for Posterity

To: And I Did It, Simply Because I Could.
From: Me
Date: Aug 1, 2006 3:01 AM
Subject: Because I can find the Send Button!

HECK YES! I found the "send message" thingy!!!! w000000t!

I'm never going to bed! XP NEVVVVVVVVVEEEEER!

*collapses in the direction of the bed*

Nighty night tall girl! <3>




To: Me
From: And I Did It, Simply Because I Could.
Date: Aug 1, 2006 12:27 AM
Subject: RE: Because I can find the Send Button! Because you found the Send Button!

Lol I wonder how crazy you'd be if you ever got drunk XD Considering how crazy you are sober >_>; Scary. Good night and sweet dreams my ASK! *steps over her collapsed body on her way out* o_o; Might wanna aim closer to the bed next time...lol :P

Monday, July 24, 2006

Being Tall

Thursday, June 29, 2006

The Work of a Genius

Slaving over the expensive, high class materials for hours upon hours:
















The final result is the masterpiece of the tortured artist (and a fine example of the effects of Senses Fail):
















I'll give you a cookie if you can guess what it is!

*Warning: do not accept consumables from children who blog about grass sculptures. Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

No duh.

Yes I suck. There we're all over it now, right?

So I was just wondering... how many people out there like the word BANANA?

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Durrr

We Suck...We don't post. Especially SOMEONE >_> *coughMarcycough*

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Island In The Sun

So, we haven't put up anything about our first Road Trip...So I figured I'd start. Have some pictures. I should have taken more, but oh well. And I wish I had some flattering ones of myself....but oh well. I've never exactly been photogenic. *sigh*


It was tres fun, except for the whole coming down with a sickness that included chills and fever and other unpleasantries. Nothing like driving for hours on end with the music blasting.


The water at The Keys was gorgeous. I was not disappointed. It is indeed the wonderous blue-green gem-like color that the pictures in magazines and brochures boast (my pictures don't do it justice really). Too bad we didn't get to make it all the way to Key West though...we left too late to have gotten there before sundown. We got about half way down....to Marathon Key and Sombrero Beach. Despite The Keys being all islands, it's surprisingly difficult to find a bloody beach.....



Clubbing was a bust. South Beach is basically only 21+ friendly, and fairly crowded. We saw what was either a sleeping hobo or a dead body wrapped in celophane at the foot of a posh designer boutique. Marcy and I were confused and perturbed.


Traffic is a bitch. I can't ever complain about traffic in Tampa and this area in general ever again basically. Craazzzyyyyy. And Yany is dyslexic with her directions. While screaming "Go Right!!!", which I was, she was pointing Left...which I could not see...and thus I was extremely confused and we had a near-death experience. Well no, not really. But if I wasn't quicker with reflexes it could have been. Or we would have gotten off at the wrong exit....and that can be a pain in the ass.


We found gas stations that had no gas to sell. That was interesting. The confused motorists resorted to stretching their limbs and smoking....which apparently they felt was necessarily since there was no apparently threat of combustion with the lack of gas. And I suck for long trips since I seem to have the smallest bladder -ever-.


The whole 2 and a half days spent there and we were only at the beach for a handful of hours. Oh wells. Next time we'll plan better or something. I dunno. The ride home at night was extremely soothing...second only to speeding down the roads and bridges in the afternoon and during sunset in The Keys with the windows down and the music up loud.
Wonderfulness.


We made it to and from on our first small road trip. Can't wait to see where we go over the summer and/or next year! XD One you start you just can't stop.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Name That Tune!!

Rules:

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!





1. It ain't no joke, I'd like to buy the world a toke, and teach the world to sing in perfect harmony

2. Twenty-six years and seems like I've just begin to understand my intimate is no one

3. Pack up, I'm Straight, Enough, Oh say say say

4. I'm bottling up your soft, dream-like scent in my head for the ride home

5. Is it worth it can you even hear me standing with your spotlight on me

6. I believe in medication and I believe in therapy and I believe in crystal light

7. You said you made us in the middle of the afternoon and we said we're frustrated

8. I'm the kind of girl that hangs with the guys like a fly on the wall with my secret eyes

9. Days swiftly come and go I'm dreaming of her

10. I never understood before I never knew what love was for my heart was broke my head was sore

11. Everytime I'm thinking 'bout the day coming 'round will I be strong

12. Nighttime sharpens, heightens each sensation

13. You and me we used to be together everyday together always

14. Never knew I could feel like this like I've never seen the sky before

15. I got the message long before you said you knew there was no chance of us at all

16. I tell you how I feel but you don't care I say tell me the truth but you don't dare

17. Let's get drunk you can drive us to the harbor wish upon a star but do you know what stars are?

18. There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea you became the light on the dark side of me

19. Am I loud and clear or am I breaking up?

20. It's these substandard motels on the lalalala corner of 4th and Freemont Street appealing only because they're that un-appealing

21. Sad, small, sweet, so delicate we used to be this dying breed

22. Floating the room two by two from the womb to the holiday, there is no holiday

23. You always make me smile when I'm feeling down you give me such a vibe I just don't even wanna fight

24. We made plans to be unbreakable, love was all we knew

25. I've got a cupboard with cans of food, filtered water, and pictures of you and I'm not coming out till this is all over



Have Fun!!! There's some easy ones for you guys on there.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Because We Can

5 Random Things going on today:

1. I saw two meteors cut through the sky
2. Chinese food tastes better the next day
3. I 'm glad Marcy's back. I missed our late night rambling
4. I feel sick
5. Vanilla > Chocolate

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

|2 4 |\| |) 0 |\/| |\| 3 5 5

Marcy: She's going psycho Christian on me!
Marcy: AHHHHH
Aleia: lol
Marcy: What the HELL?!?
Marcy: Jesus is corrupting her!
Aleia: Quick, throw a bible at her!

It's best out of context:
Aleia: it gets annoying tho
Aleia: esp when they're doing it in my car all the time when i'm trying to drive
Aleia: its how the juice got spilled in there too
"Juice" eh? *wink*

Aleia: oh god my laptop attacked my face again
Aleia: o_<
Marcy: NOT THE FACE!

Aleia: sorry was distracted reading about the various things that can doom the human race before 2100

Aleia: holy shit lmao
Aleia: i JUST got your txt message
Marcy: WHAT???????????
Marcy: JUST NOW?
Marcy: wtf?!!?!?!??!??!
Marcy: SOMEONE IS GONNA DIE FOR THAT!!!!
Marcy: GRRRR
Marcy: >_<
Marcy: I forgot what I said... I bet it was gay though
Marcy: hehehe
Aleia: lol
Aleia: you called me a white(ish) ass and said you were in a study rom
Aleia: room*
Marcy: ahhh yes
Marcy: *giggle*
Marcy: I'm only guessing it's whiteish
Aleia: lol
Marcy: thankfully I was never flashed
Marcy: I was gonna say hispanic but it's too many letters
Marcy: XP
Aleia: racially its not anyway
Aleia: lol
Aleia: but im probably one of the whitest hispanic ppl ever
Marcy: eww god... can we stop talking about your ass?
Aleia: XD
Marcy: lmao
Aleia: you started it

Aleia: my desktop is a dinosaur
Marcy: mmm sounds tasty
Aleia: pentium 2
Marcy: umm scratch that
Marcy: XP
Aleia: you sound like yany
Aleia: lol
Marcy: aww don't say that!
Marcy: 9_9
Aleia: then dont say -that-

Marcy: I must go now
Marcy: brb!
Aleia: nooo
Aleia: fine
Marcy: fine
Aleia: lol
Marcy: ok if you said fine
Marcy: lol
Marcy: whhaaa
Aleia: imconfused
Marcy: confusioness!
Aleia: XD
Aleia: im so confused i didnt even use the space bar!
Aleia: man..the Flaming Lips are sooo weird
Marcy: whatthefuckwhoneedsspacebarsanyways?
Marcy: yeahiagreetheyareweirderthanweird
Aleia: umm.....to slow down the deterioration of my vision, i think it would be best to use spaces as to not strain my eyes
Aleia: lol
Marcy: aww you're noo fun!
Aleia: i prefer the dots
Aleia: like.this.
Aleia: more.aesthetically.pleasing.too.
Marcy: those.are.way.too.fuck.ing.hard.to.do.

Monday, March 06, 2006

hello,

I think I love you.




I don't know what that's from, but it was stuck in my head. And now, it's stuck on here.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Wow. No.

Yany, Shuen and I just saw the worst/corniest/retardedest (haha I made up a word!)/funniest movie evar.

Ultraviolet

Guess what it's really about? I don't care if you don't wanna know because you plan to see it anyway.....because you really should save the $7. Vampires! But they use a fancy alternative word "hemophages" until about half way through the movie to try to mask it!
The leader of the evil vampires has the retarded cliche unintelligable "where the fuck is that guy from?" accent...which we just ended up assuming was a "Transylvanian" accent.
The setting was the cliche futuristic city in some asian place, even though only a handful of the people ever in it are actually asian.
There was lots of fighting...but hardly ANY blood! wtf!? where's the gore?!!?
She could just spin really fast with a stick and K.O. like 30 guys. In one revolution.
Worst. CGI. EVER.
Seriously....its 2006...The Matrix from years ago had 1000x better graphics.....Not even the buildings looked believable. Talk about pathetic. It made me very sad.
Turns out the movie was based on a comic book/manga. Why do they insist of making horrible comic book adaptations?! The only decent one to date still is Spiderman..and -maybe- Sin City or something. That's about it. Should have stopped when you were ahead, guys.
Mila Jovovich constantly had to be showing her midrift/belly button throughout the whole movie, despite no one else dressing like her at all. Great way to be conspicuous when 100 armed soldier dudes are looking for ya! I think it might be some sort of weird contract she has...because I think shes had her midrift showing in all her other few movies too.....(I know in the 5th Element the belly button was present through pretty much all of it)

So yea. Go watch another movie. Or at least, if you -do- see this...just sneak in after your first movie, as a light-hearted comedy to end the night.

Since when did I become a movie critic? Since when -wasn't- I? Hun, I critique -everything-. Just cuz you don't heard it don't mean I ain't thinkin it XD